Joke of the day.

It's been a while since i received some hilarious message from someone.. here's the message for sharing. haha!

"hi .good evening!! just back home from work .how yr day ?you end work liao ?everything arite ?..........sorry need to tell you something first before we move on is that i a total stranger to you .. . .. can i get to know u as a friend ?let me intro myself to you..... andy tian yi here . singapore chinese guy , age 24 , ht 172 , wt 61 , staying woodlands area,working.single ..abt my character.... down to earth ,very soft hearted, tend to always try to put others ahead,dn know how to lie and don know how to be cunning.. i don smoke and don go clubbing ...sorry i just a normal looking guy, prefer simple,easy quiet life n peaceful life.quite a aggressive guy when it come to work .me is a taurus guy,left handed , blood ab+ ..do sincerely hope you can give me a chance .i know it rude of me to anyhow send message to you but sincerely hope you give me a chance to know you .sorry .i not the type of guy that love to quarrel or pick up a fight , i believe there always a way out or solution to solve a problem .i quite like cars too ....(automobile) will you mind i younger than you in term of age ?sorry .don like to stress over matter .. sorry .i need to tell you something true .. i don have much friend due to busy work.. hope you can give me a chance to know you more. .sorry i on the move during work so can only reply back your message after work and back home in computer.been working for my company abt two years liao . this job can give mom more allowances . sincerely hope you can sms me at 8222****. . very sorry to disturb you .hope next time can bring you go out eat dim sum and also eat nice food like soya bean .drink more water . hope next time can bring you out eat . rest early . good nite .remember eat yr meal regularly ."

Yes. it is that long. Apparently, one of my colleague receive the exactly same message on the same day.. and we have no common friends at all! this guy is really desperate. Nothing is changed, except i had removed the last 4 digits of his handphone number.. i dun want to spam him, like he spammed us. wahahaa